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The contract between two people, who are twisted in the mind of believing societies way of the world .
The walk you take when you know the dating pool is drained and you don't like doing your own housework... So you jump in feet first willing to change your last name...
Losing who you once was knowing you'll never be the same..
Wanting to pack and live in subterranean...
Cause the man you agreed upon is driving you FKN insane
Bro, you going to marry that bittie?,
Naw man !! I'm still trying to live and be happy!!! Marriage is the krypto to HAPPINESS
Kiana and Hannah
Lesbian wives.
person 1: OMG!!!!!!!! Have you seen the LESBIAN???????
person 2: OMG!!!!!! Those girls????????????
person 1: OMG YAAAASSSSSS!!!!!!! Did you see they went through with the marriage???????/
person 1: helo i am getting niv and carson tomorrow
person 2: bro thats crazy pants bro marriage crazy niv carson!
It's also called Disaster.
Don't do it.
NO, I've never hung out with my friends since my marriage.
A relationship where one person is always right and the other person is the husband.
Wife: The best thing about marriage is my husband always apologizes after every fight we have
Friend : even if you were wrong?
Wife: well he knows I’m NEVER wrong.
marriage something that happens to people sometimes in a good way or bad either way first-night = getting laid
person 1: hey wanna play some game of warzone of someshit
person 2: sorry dude I can't I just married 2 days ago
person 1: bruh why did you get married
person 2: ay I got lucky she looks hot and I'm gonna get peepee touches tonight and I think my marriage is gonna be good
person 1: lucky