mars hill

a small, pass through town in Maine that has nothing but windmills and should-be condemned houses.

everyone is either a potato farmer or on drugs. particularly meth, or more recently fake heroin or dirty dope. everyone is judgmental, especially the tweakers.

everyone in everybody's business like they don't have 5+ dirty children to take care of. home to the cousin fuckers and big, beefy women that created the stereotypes of Maine.

they drive their dates to prom in a parade of giant potato farming tractors that take up both sides of the road, home to a truly rare breed 😬

"You couldn't pay me to live in Mars Hill"

James Mars

Funniest bloke at the party.

Hahahaha should’ve seen me last night, I was such a James Mars.

Mars Area High School

A true treasure trove of nicotine addicts and underpaid teachers who don’t really teach to well(who can blame them). In this place you’ll find

-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team

-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.

Bro 1 “yo did you hear about the bomb threat at Mars Area High School last week”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”

Bruno Mars

Do have any Bruno Mars

Can you get Bruno Mars

bruno mars

bruno mars is hot, sexy and perfect. he is an extraordinary artist who has produced many bangers such as 24k magic, thats what i like, and please me. bruno mars is a lifestyle

"oh hey you know bruno mars?"
"yes."
"is he the sexy one?"
"of course."

! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992

Coolest hottest(faggiest) amazingest piss kinker ever!!!!

Person 1:“Hey do you know who ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992 is?”

Person 2: “yeah and they’re a loser”
Person 1: “JUMP THEM!!!!”
*person 2 gets jumped for not liking ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992*
Person 1: “deserved”

! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992: “you are a good person, Person 1”
Person 1: “OMG ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992 CALLED ME A GOOD PERSON”

Mar-a-Lago Mouth Hug

Over the top (and cringe) of sucking up to #45 in return for access/endorsement. More than likely requires the BJ or other slavish worship to him.

1. How did that guy get Trump's endorsement. He sucks.
2. Must have given him the Mar-a-Lago Mouth Hug.