Turn a Party to a track meet

The action of gunfire at, or around a party causing chaos and many people running for their lives.

“Dude I can’t believe we were able to turn a party to a track meet with only one pistol shot. “

“Yeah they a bunch of bitches.”

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off to meet the wizard

to go off in to the wilderness to take a piss

hey jim i am off to meet the wizard

or man i just meet the wizard it was awesome

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Cheesed to meet you

A pun based on the phrase "Pleased to meet you". This "joke" is not very funny and people who say it are not funny either.

Adam: Cheesed to meet you!

DogCowy: :hamster:

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meet me at the rec bathroom

on contrary to the term meet me at the rec, this is also a term used by comeaux high students when they want to have gay sex, hence the nick name, homeuax high.

guy 1: Hey you wanna catch these hands

guy 2: Oh you know it, meet me at the rec bathroom

guy 1: Oh you want those kind of hands, ok, i'll meet you at the rec bathroom

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Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns

A comedy on TBS staring David Mann, Tamela Mann, Lemman Rucker, and Denise Boutte.

Alot of stereotypes hate Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns because it has black people in it.

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so good to meet you

when you are definitely uncomfortable and you feel the need to say something to the stranger that you just met to fill the silence as you try to make your getaway.

wellll karen....so good to meet you. i have to go now.**awkwardly runs away

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meet me outdoors, sound good?

You don't wanna be mainstrain with the cash me ousside howbah dah phrase, so here's another one! This ones easier to say, and it sounds good.

someone picking a fight? just say meet me outdoors, sound good? And bam you win.