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He's been racking up some frequent fapper miles since they broke up.
The walls are too thin. I hear my roommate racking up frequent fapper miles every night.
The distance a motor vehicle can travel on a gallon of gasoline.
My Escort gets 34 miles per gallon.
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Getting fucked in an airplane, during the flight.
Dude, today I became a member of the Mile High Club!
No way!!!
Yeah I boned one of the hot airline attendants!
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A alternative version of miles on earth 42,this version turns out to be the prowler and follows his uncles footsteps after his father's death.
Miles g morales is the prowler
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When someone manages to eat an entire pizza in one sitting (8 slices).
Oh my god! Kieth just ate that entire pizza. Looks like there's another member of the mile pie club.
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To have sex in an airplane bathroom, usually when a mile above the ground.
Takes place in almost every airplane to take flight.
Dammit, what's with this turbulence? The weather's perfectly calm right now!
(glances at airplane bathroom door)
Oh wait, never mind....
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The Mile High Club is perhaps the easiest club to get into, if you know what I mean.
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The biggest waste of an $8 ticket ever.
I hope that Eminem's movie career bombs after seeing his movie 8 Mile.
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