Mind that child!

1) What you yell to the driver to make him/her freak out, child may be replaced with OAP/cyclist/horse/etc.
2) Written on the back of ice cream vans to warn drivers of children nearby.

1) "Mind that child!" *screech* "What child?" "Just kidding, haha!"
2) *ding-a-ling-ly-ding-a-ling-long" Mind that child!

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mind fuck

Taking it to the next level when screwing with somebody's head. Taking everything you know about the person and throwing it back in their face on so many different levels that it depresses and fucks with the targets head enough to make them never want to speak to not just you again, but anybody else that witnessed the mental beating. Eventually sending the target into a to a child-like temper tantrum ending in them overdosing on over the counter sleep medication while holding their teddy.

(In a group of people) Target - "hey i'm doug, that's god spelled backwards with a little of u mixed in the middle -hehehe" Attacker - "doug you're such a douche, who will never get pussy, especially with your bitch tits and walking like you've just been fucked in the ass again by your father. Who by the way just got done blowing me to pay for your lunch money" Audience - "haha doug you just got mind fucked"

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Close-Minded

What people say when they really mean closed-minded.

Doors are open or closed, not open or close.

You wouldn't say "That door is close," you would say "That door is closed."

Closed-Minded is the correct way to say it.

Incorrect kid: "Dude, you're so close-minded!"

Sassy Kid: "My mind is close to what? My skull? Yeah."

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open-minded

A term often used in Gay Chat sites or Gay Profile sites to denote an HIV+ status without disclosing or clearly stating one's status due to stigma, or shame or simple self hatred.

Open-Minded guy looking for LTR

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Mind Rape

being forced to watch silly and mundane commercials before being allow to actually view or get the item you requested online, and feeling completely violated.

We had to sit through 5 minutes of mind rape, watching some guy tell how wonderful the product was before being able to download the information.

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afro minded

Unintelligent selfish state of mind

Donovan was speaking afro mindedly at his GED graduation.

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mind tease

- smaller than a mind fuck, but still bothers the hell out you.

"Damn bro that movie was a mind tease, but i can still go on with my life."

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