mississippi hand grinder

The act of receiving an aggressive, dry hand job by a toothless woman. And Joey is a little bitch.

Joey's bitch ass got a mississippi hand grinder.

Mississippi Mud Cricket

Act of sticking a finger in your sister's ass then using the feces cover to finger her until she closes her legs

"Did you hear Skeeter gave his sister a Mississippi Mud Cricket last night? Heard her screaming from across the trailer lot."

Mississippi Mud Pit

When you shit in a girls mouth and face fuck her.

Hold still baby, Im bout to give you the Mississippi Mud Pit

Mississippi Fist Fight

While engaged in sexual intercourse, the female twist and squeezes the scrotum when, at the same time, the male flicks and pinches the clitoritis.

I'm so sore from last night's Mississippi Fist Fight.
So have you tried this 'Mississippi Fist Fight' yet? the shit will leave you aching for days.

Mississippi Mud Pie

When you eat out a black persons asshole

In bed, I was giving a petite black women a mississippi mud pie and she farted in my mouth.

Mississippi Pile Driver

A shovel that is unnecessarily sharp and wide.

Oh u think?..... That I?...And We??.....pshhhh... BOI, my Mississippi Pile Driver can fix yo shit.

mississippi mud truffle

when you take a big, warm, and dark steamer on someones face during sex.

Greenslate: Hey i just got a Mississippi mud truffle...

Derrick: Greenstain your fucked up man.