mobbed-up manlet

The mobbed-up manlet, also known as the mafia manlet, is a diminutively stunted member or associate of the Italian-American Mafia. The aptly named, 5ft5 small, Nicodemo "Little Nicky" Scarfo, who blunderously served as boss of the Philadelphia Mafia from 1981 to 1990, perfectly exemplifies the deeply flawed and Napoleon complex-driven nature of the mobbed-up manlet. This treacherous and terminally insecure manlet boy ordered the cowardly 1984 murder of his best friend and six-foot tall mafia captain Salvatore Testa because Little Nicky was catastrophically jealous of Testa's superlatively superior height and the resultant fact that Salvatore Testa was beloved, widely respected and admired as a real man, while Little Nicky was forever doomed to be looked down upon as the petite and utterly insignificant sissy manlet that he was.

Why are those mobbed-up manlets crying tiny tears of manlet rage in front of that strip club over there? The minuscule manlets tried to shake the club down for protection money but the bouncers didn't allow the silly mafia manlets inside because they understandably assumed the stunted manlets to be children. Lol, manlets BTFO.

let me mob

Tagging along.

You going to the store? Let me mob.

Spawn Mob

"Spawn Mobbed" past, "Spawn Mobbing" gerund. When you spawn with several enemies around you and then are promptly attacked and killed.
If the enemies are the newly-spawned, this is a Reverse Spawn Mob. If you kill the enemies without dying, this is a Reverse Spawn Massacre. If both of the previous criteria, it's a Spawn Massacre.

Similar: Spawn Kill, Kill Spawn, Reverse Spawn Kill, Spawn-to-Spawn Kill

My gosh, I just spawned and was promptly shredded by three players with SMGs! Spawn mob, anyone?

Mob Candy

A type of candy that is black and white like licorice, black and white jelly beans, and black and white candy canes

We ate some mob candy after lunch.

mob hump

mafia groupie, a poser who tries to get in good with the wiseguys

man, kleinfeld is a real mob hump, if you ask me...

mob quickie

Go to the dankest spot on grizzly peak blvd. to smoke some weed

Yo Ryan, mob quickie after school?

LBj2k and LONNIE JUNIOR mob

LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR 2kings AND LONNIE JUNIOR money OVER bitches. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR. Thoooobjgan Life and thoooobjgun LIFE. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

I INVENTED AND MADE lbj2k and LONNIE JUNIOR mob. GANBJSTA RAP MUSIC AND WALK ORIGINATED IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR HOME.