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An epically failed wet willie that just makes everything awkward and moist
Sara: Why'd you lick the top of my ear?
John: I tried the Moist Willard
a shobe that has water all over its fur
“Mom, look at that moist shobe!”
The second in line to the throne
If u get called moist muwpus it means u are great but not as great as wet wumpus, its a back handed compliment really
Meh I guess ur moist muwpus but ur still a bozo
Did u hear about doreen?
Yeah she's not wet wumpus but she's moist muwpus
A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.
When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.
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