a nigga who is in his feelings about some shit he doesn't normally speak about as a nigga
Luke: "bro like i wrote a poem for her, what do you think?" Cedrick:" it's dope and i see you were on that Moist Nigga tip"
Moist crack is when your cracks (crevice) is very moist from sweeting because your fat.
Wow you have a moist crack
After sex when a woman sits up and queefs loudly
“Yo dude when I smashed Tina yesterday she let out the loudest moist honk I’ve ever heard”
When you lick your finger and stick it in a persons nose, similar to a wet willy.
I gave him a moist martin!
When a female becomes wet whilst watching the "Watermelon Sugar" music video by Harry Styles.
Background: I was watching the watermelon sugar video when I realized that it was all about eating pussy and not just about eating watermelon super aggressively. And the kicker is, I don't even like watermelon.
"Hey, bro my bitch came to a moist resolution whilst listening to Watermelon Sugar"
A moist geoff is something that occurs when a male is sexually aroused in the work place, leaving an uncomfortable 'sticky end'.
Fuck me, have you seen Lucy's slutty white dress, gave me a right moist geoff that did.
The same as a game of Soggy biscuit except it's a bunch of girls shocking over cheesecake and last to squirt onto it has to eat it.
The bride lost a game of moist cheesecake at her bachelorette party