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A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.
#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.
A fan of the podcast Moist Definitely. Someone who truly enjoys conversations between three curlies.
"Have you listened to the new episode of Moist Definitely yet? No? What kinda Moist Towelette are you?"
A woman's vagina that's moist and smells like deli meat.
When i went down on Maria she smelled like black forest ham, at the moment in time i realized she had one moist hoagie.
After a long day of work a lady spreads her legs and the mountain of cheese rains out from underneath. Her vagina releases a cheese like substance that she quickly scoops up and jams it in her mouth while watching some super dirty midget porn.
Damn girl I can't wait to get home from work and taste my moist salami! It's gonna be so moist today I can already feel it.
Name of a rapper who drops the most ill beats and has insane rhyming skills capable of burning down buildings with fire mix tapes. Usually have the name Alex
Oh my god moist daddy just dropped another mixtape and it was fire
1. Someone who is just an overall asshole who has no regard for other people's feelings but become butthurt once it is the other way around
Damn that girl is such a moist leaf she blocked me on Snapchat for no reason
Did you hear about Phil he may be nice at school but at home he is such a moist leaf.
When you lick your finger and stick it in a persons nose, similar to a wet willy.
I gave him a moist martin!