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When a man ejaculates into a condom, which is then saved by his partner to be eaten later like a Go-Gurt.
"Gave my girl a Mormon Go-Gurt the other day." -/u/ChoosetheSword on reddit.
A party that involves Mormons and trampolines.
Sean's Mormon trampoline party was really fun.
Yes, those Mormons really know how to jump!
The poop hole loophole in mormon dogma to avoid pre marital relations. the act involves placing the penis into the anus of another and refraining from movement or thrusting. the couple must also talk about scripture or mundane chores while engaging in the act.
Praise to the man. Hannah and I took our relationship to the next level when she let me give her a Mormon Mud Bath.
A large van or SUV used to haul many people - usually children. Frequently 15 passenger vans these "tanks" are seen headed to school, grocery store, soccer games, baseball games, hockey games, youth activities, church, etc... and then to home all in one day. Some times mistaken for Polyg (said pol lig) Rigs commonly associated with "fundamentalist mormons" who have no association to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
Son: Look at that huge van Mommy is that a Mormon Assault Vehicle?
Mom: No dear thats just a Soccer Mom who has too much money and not enough sense to drive an earth friendly vehicle.
Son: But why are Mormon Assault Vehicles ok - don't they ruin the environment too?
Mom: Because they actually use all of the seats so their ppp (pollution per person) rate is actually very low. They breed like rabbits so its more economically feasible to have a large vehicle. Now finish up your Mickey D's and lets hop in our rice burner to get to Wally's World.
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Engaging in hand to hand contact. In other words, holding hands.
I walked in on Doug trying to get to mormon first base with a girl, while viewing a non-rated R movie.
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The act of having anal sex while maintaining vaginal virginity. The term arose from the tradition of Mormon girls convincing themselves that "anal sex" does not count as "sex," and therefore is acceptable to engage in before marriage.
I'm a virgin, but I don't have Mormon butt sex.
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In the middle of having sex two young Mormon men walk into the room and start to talk to you about the good word of Mormonism
I got Mormon cock blocked last, but the stuff they’re talking about is really great, you should look into it