Mushroom eye

When a man slaps a woman in the eye with his penis with such a force that it leaves a black eye.

When jared slapped marissa in the eye with his penis it gave her a black eye

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magic mushroom

A mushroom that makes you grow bigger

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mushroom tip

the tip of a dick dip shitz.

the thing at the top of ur penis that a girl licks.

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Mushroom Facial

Right as a male is about to ejaculate, he presses the head of his penis to his partner's cheek and ejaculates all over their face, using the cheek to create pressure.

I gave her a double cheeked mushroom facial.

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mushroom stamp

The stamp usualy worn by hookers after a rough night.

Ohhhhh girl, I gotta wash this mushroom stamp off my cheek. But I made fity bucks.

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magic mushroom

Spork is retarded to not know what REAL shrooms are. Dumass.

You are retarded Spork.

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Love Mushroom

A love mushroom is when you repeatedly slap your partner in the face with your penis on exactly the same spot so that they have the red outline of your erect penis on their face.

I gave my girlfriend a love mushroom while she was sleeping this morning.

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