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An inordinate amount of hair growing in one’s butt crack near the tailbone
His butt mustache was as thick as Tom Selleck’s facial mustache!
The act of recieving remnants of pooh on the upper lip during/following various types of anal sex.
Me: How was your date last nite?
Friend: Pretty well, I went down on my girlfriend at her place and recieved a pooh mustache in the process.
It’s the name for any liquor that mixes into the system of any low life thief. You can usually smell it as if it were dripping from a white trash mustache. You usually have 100% proof that they did it while they believe they are a drunk ninja.
Yo I knew we were gonna get in trouble when my friends walked in smelling like 100 proof mustache.
When droplets of liquid form on the ends of the mustache. Occurs when drinking frothy beverages, and/or vaping.
Tyler, how was that beverage? Your mustache tears make it look as if we're a most wonderful beverage.
That vape was so good, I have mustache tears of joy. Simply beautiful !
Ohohohoho! That is great! You see what I was talking about? You see it right? It great.
Alex O'Connor: Mustache-man 🥸
Hym "Ohoho! Yeah! See what I mean? Now you have to get Chris to do it. Get Chris to do it and I'll forgive him immediately. And Destiny. I won't forgive destiny though. He still has to do a mustache though."
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When semen is liberally applied to the upper lip of a recipient or recipients.
He totally gave those twins matching ivory mustaches.