Big balls in my ass by a big black dude requis ching chong chang

Its my cat

Can i pet big balls in my ass by a big black dude requis ching chong chang.
Im deaf bro.
Oh my bad. 👆🏻🤏🏾👌✊🏾👈🏽☝️🫴🤞🏻👌👈🏽🤙🏽🖐🏾🖐🏾✌🏻👍👍👇🏾🫵
Nah fam you to gay to do dat.

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i licked my own ass crack

i did and no one will stop me

person 1: hey bro how are you doing
person 2: i licked my own ass crack
person 1: how bro i wanna try

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You can suck my aim's ass

When you're flexing how good your aim is to someone

Person A: I'm too fast for you to shoot me!
Person B: (headshots them) You can suck my aim's ass!!!

Shut up you're in my ass (stom ta pe ata batahat shli, from hebrew)

Used as an enhanced silence request.
You're in my ass or 'ata batahat shli' is used to emphasize
that you are not interested in what the other guy has to say.

someone:Hey i don't like what the fuck is going on here
you: Shut up you're in my ass (stom ta pe ata batahat shli, from hebrew)

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Bite my shiny metal ass

Bender (a character in Futurama)'s kick-ass trademark catch phrase.

Hey dj gs68! Bite my shiny metal ass!

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Bite my shiny metal ass

Benders Top Ten most frequently uttered words

10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
And Benders Number One most frequently uttered word, the word which if uttered will bring the complete destruction of this world is

1. ASS

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Kiss my shiny metal ass

Set of the five most-said words by a Bender robot (Futurama). Other members of the top 10 include chumps, chumpettes, and pimpmobile.

Kiss my shiny metal ass.

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