myspace angle

When the camera is placed above your head at an angle to take a myspace picture.

This is usually done by the horribly mangled, ugly, and/or obese users who still want to be hunted by pedophiles, as to make them look more attractive (or at the very least more human) than they really are.

An angle picture usually also has the contrast way up to hide the acne and cigarette burns on your cheap skanky ass. If the user is an emo in addition to the kuh-razy angle and high contrast they probably have it set to black and white with only one object in the picture in color. It makes them look enigmatic, or some shit like that.

Person A: Woah! No way thats really Chelsea.
Person B: Yea it is, fatty's real good at myspace angles

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MySpace Gangsta

A person who for one reason or another projects his/her "toughness" (gangsta) over MySpace in an attempt to intimidate another person.

MySpace version of a "Telephone Tough Guy"

Jon: "Listen up you punk bitch, When I see you I am gonna fuck your world up"

Dave: "Whatevea man you aint gon do shit... you just a MySpace gangsta"

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Myspace Celeb

A person that is famous mostly or only because of being on Myspace. It's a phenomenon as perplexing as Paris Hilton's fame.

The most well known Myspace Celebs are Tom and Tila Tequila.

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Myspace Tom

The guy who made the horror of Myspace.

Hey, I'm Tom, and I ruined millions of lives. THX.

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myspace voodoo

Coined by half of the popular radio duo "Opie and Anthony," Greg "Opie" Hughes considers Myspace voodoo the art of a large or unattractive woman disguising herself with clever camera tricks in order to appear seductive, skinnier, or more aesthetically appealing in some way.

I met that girl the other day, but let me tell you, that was some serious Myspace Voodoo going on.

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myspace face

the face everyone makes in their myspace pictures. This face is

for girls: pouty eyes with a smirk or pursed lips. The shoulder comes up and attatches to the chin. fingers in the west side sign optional

for guys: shirts up showing off their abs, while making some macho head nod, face looking cool and unassuming.

Matt: Damn, did you see Macaylas myspace?

Mario: yeah, shes got that myspace face, right?

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myspace arrest

When Tom deletes your account and you dont even know why.

The myspace arrest was brutal and violent

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