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This guy is the most amazing person in the universe according to himself. His ego makes his head look small *cough* compensating *cough*. He’s academically amazingly shit and athletically a potatoe. He’s always on the pull and has a thing for the chunky birds as they’re the easiest but thinks he’s a total player. He’s easily the most offended person on the planet, he makes a feminist look like a resilient brick wall. He sits permanently in the shadow of his best friend.
Guy1: Hey Nathan you’re so easily offended
Nathan: omfg I can’t f***** believe you have the audacity to even open you bloody mouth near me I am not easily offended, you’re the one that’s easily offended and I’m not even gay!
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When someone is really lonely and feels as though they'll never ever find love. They also tend to be above average height, a massive nerd, and a fan of maths. He just really likes maths. He's in love with Billie, but she is a fan of vegan ice cream and all of us in the community understand that's never gon happen, get over it Nathan. I'll never love you. He also likes cat and his mum hates him.
"You're being such a NATHAN today Nathan, leave the lesbian be"
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A major cunt. Charming and loveable at first, but will lead you on and basically ruin your life. A fuckboy to the tee.
"He seems like a Nathan"
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Nathan is a pussy cunt who doesn’t know math and he is the worst friend ever
Nathan is a bitch
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An annoying guy who’s brags about his Apple products.
Nathan is so ratchet.
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A guy with a soft caring heart, all girls love him to death and he has a soft spot for animals
Nathan:" Awwww look at the cute kitty"
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