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(US GOVERNMENT) Former agency of the US government responsible for the enforcement of immigration law, and the processing of visa/permit requests. After the attacks of 11 September 2001, Congress passed a bill creating the Department of Homeland Security (DHS); the INS was split up into its enforcement functions (which became part of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and its processing functions (Citizenship and Immigration Services, or CIS).
Prior to its dissolution in 2003, the INS was part of the Department of Justice. The CIS and ICE are both part of the DHS.
Because of its extraordinary power over the lives of millions of US nationals and residents, the Immigration and Naturalization Service gained lasting notoriety. Seven years after it was superseded by the CIS, most people associated visa regulations with the INS.
"Brother from Another Planet" was a brilliant parody of INS agent behavior.
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Some people ejaculate, others leave nature's thank you
Why are you complaining about the taste it was only Nature's thank you
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the living organisms found in each aquatic ecosystem
such as the fish, plants, and other life forms
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Masturbation, for the purpose of facilitating falling asleep for the night. Applies to both males and females.
I was a bit restless after work, so I took nature's sleeping pill and afterwards quickly passed out for the night.
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When someone responds to the call of nature during a work-related conference call. People must take great care to mute their phone during said act or risk professional embarrassment.
You were extremely quiet during the conference call?
Yeah dude, Conference Call of Nature
A overly obsessed nature fanatic who has lost all touch of reality and would kill their own family to save a flower. They like to stick animals and plants in jars and argue that they are 'helping to save the ecosystem' by harming small mammals with long metal polls.
Person A: "Did you hear about how the new strip mall they're building over where that barren lot of shrubs and dead grass is?"
Type-A Nature Freak: "OMG THAT MAKES ME SO P!SSED IMA GO RIOT AND BREAK THEIR BUILDINGS!"
Person A: "Woah, stop being such a Type-A Nature Freak."
A person who can last longer than the average male when having sex with someone
Jane: Sally, "How was last night with Todd"
Sally: Great, he was a Natural Born Stallion.