i need my issue

They're really horny to function; they want to f*ck asap

baby I need my issue right now

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u need some milk

when u fuck up something

(someone slips on ice) haha u need some milk!

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we need moar internets

The result of inserting facebook into the internet hat machine. The end result is something resembling /b/ but with less deprivation and moar uncorrupted lulz.

On the first day, /b/ was created.
On the second day, a lolcat wished for moar internets.
On the third day, a group made the decision that we need moar internets.

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help, I need somebody

help, I need somebody
help, not just anybody

help, I need somebody
help, not just anybody
help, you know I need someone, help

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MNA (Man needs ass)

For parents can refer to getting an ass whooping
For a hookup, it means you or someone else needs/wants to have sex

Parents: i failed my apes text, once i get home to my parents, that MNA (man needs ass)
Hookup: He’s so cute, man that MNA (man needs ass)

i need my bed

you sleep to much and you have to git up and watch jake paul

do you know what i need my bed?

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need some ice for that burn?

1. When someone gets “burned” or “roasted” and someone wants to further rub it in.

2. To say if someone legitimately gets burned and may actually need ice.

“You wish you had a girl, Carl. Too bad you’re forever alone lol”
“Damn man,need some ice for that burn?! Lmao”