Nine Inch Nails

Some retarded ass fucking band made up by the biggest homo in the world Trent Reznor. Some old, fat, lazy fuck!

Another name for the band could be Nine Inch Cocksuckers. You get it? Hes a homo and he likes to suck Nine Inch Cocks.

I wonder why he named it Nine Inch Nails. No wait I do, Its because he likes to nail nine inch cocks all day.

Person 1: Hey do you like Nine Inch Nails?

Person 2: No way they suck dick!

Person 1: Yea they do.

Trent Reznor: Your right I love it!

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Number Nine

An extremely large mess with a high pitched voice and smells of ass. If you are in this situation... well... I guess your life sucks!

Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine.

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Hello number nine

A phrase whispered by a heavy drinker to his 9th beer at a tailgate party.

Did you here Robert say hello number nine?

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nine inch nails

A great band named after the nails that were hammered into jesus christ during his crucifiction.

nine inch nails is the best band ever...

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lick my nine

lick my nipple taken from Austen Powers

Lick my nine fo shizzle my nizzle

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Whole nine yards

This is not about the airforce, football or even the clothing industry; The Whole Nine Yards refers to the amount of conrete that was in the original concrete trucks (9 cubic yards).

Concrete Company "How much do you need for the sidewalk?"

Contractor- "The whole nine yards."

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Nine holes of golf

To have sex and or intercourse with a person of the female persuasion.

I say friend, will you be playing nine holes of golf this weekend with your special lady friend?

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