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"Yo you see that dudes flip phone?". "Yeah, that shit is a track daddy."
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A dude whos totally mexican and is a father. He often has a moustache that looks like pubes.
Dude, when i was 15 i was a Daddy Sanchez
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Sugar Daddy is a rich, usually older man who offers money or gifts to a less rich, usually younger person in return for companionship or sexual favors.
young women: i got me a suga daddy.
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On the maury show, when a paternity test shows that the man being tested is not the father, and the woman runs off like a trick ass ho, this is the dance that the man does. The man usually does it with elaborate flourish, including but not limited to:
1. Asking female audience members for phone numbers.
2. High-fiving or pounding members of the audience.
3. Helping the janitors clean backstage in a fit of joy.
4. Cartwheels
Such dances increase in satisfaction when more people have been tested by the woman, and also in proportion to the percentage sure the woman is that he is the father (i.e. a woman who claims to be 100% sure that the man is the father will get a lesser dance than one who claims to be 1000% sure.)
Maury: "You are NOT the father!"
Trick ass ho: "Oh Lawd!" (runs offstage)
Not the daddy: "HELL YEAH! I TOLD YO ASS! TRIFLIN' ASS SKANK!" (Cartwheel leading into other elaborate moves in the not the daddy dance.
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A $2.47 ticket to the worst night of your life.
As soon as I had finished downing the Natty Daddy I fell out the window and broke my femur. I live on the first floor.
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People who are given money from they're dad without having to work for it.
You just got daddy money
Driving round this benze thanks to daddy money.
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any man who dates guys at least 10 years younger and has a awsome looking body, does not necessarily have to be old or extremely handsome
Mark: I want that muscle daddy's balls slapping my ass while he bangs me.
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