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A shanky penis or a penis that has been infected with a venereal disease and looks like a lumpy, infested, blistered, pimpled mess.
Jolly Johannason got the old potato finger when he grabbed his paycheck, spending it on a Vegas Venus, one week later a pain was growing in his groin and pimply crap started oozing from dozens of sores around his pecker.
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a person who stays on facebook all day and night. Just like a person who watches the television all day and night like a couch potato.
Holly must be a face potato today because every time I post something on her wall or on my wall, she immediately has a comment.
When one farts in a car while at a car wash. The driver can therefore NOT roll down windows and a moment of extreme panic is present.
Dude, who cooked a moose potato?
A person who, despite their "many eyes", is too stupid to look right in front of them.
I was looking for my glasses for an hour before I realized they were in my hand the entire time! I'm such a blind potato!
"So you're sorry, eh? Well, I say it's a load of horse potatoes. You don't mean it!"
when you eat french fries too quickly and it feels like a big wad of potato grandeur got stuck in your heart.
My blood sugar has dropped i am feeling woozy with hunger...."uh hello i guess i just have a #7....sure super size it" Fries arrive wiping grease and salt on your jeans to avoid the time consuming task of finding the napkins....WHEN...you get hit right in the chest with potato burn. You were eating so quickly it seems as if your french fries are stuck directly in your heart.
The potato god is a god of the potatoes and shall be respected where ever she is.
Person A: I don't like potatoes
Person B: Ruh to craggy, The potato god will punish you now!