Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon

When there's nothing else to describe your frustration, there are always Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon.

Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon

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Pube Snatcher

To be really gay. If your upset with some one use this instead of cursing. Its easy to say infront of the parents and its humorous. CBJ copyrighted by joe

Hey, dude you're a hillbilly.

YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKIN' MOUTH YOU PUBE SNATCHER!!!!!

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ass pube net

When you poop but forget to wipe, the poo dries stuck to the hairs on your butt, forming a sort of net.

My borther never wipes after going poopy. You should see his ass pube net.

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Mexican pube check

When you chop a bunch of jalapeños and then accidentally touch your dick and balls.

Man I accidentally gave myself a Mexican pube check while I was making lunch!

ignite my pubes

Something that excites you or that you enjoy. It is also common to use the negative form to describe something you do not like.

Guy 1: Hey did you watch the new season of House of Cards?
Guy 2: No. I'm not really a fan of the show. It really doesn't ignite my pubes.

gangsta pube

In relation with pubic hair the gangsta pube is like a wanna be gangsta. Mainly pointed at ghetto white people or whiggers.

Eddie - "Joe is such a gangsta pube."
Mo - "fuck yeah man he thinks he's so ghetto, someone should remind him he is white."

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Shaving the house pubes

Mowing your lawn.

I yesterday I saw my grandma shaving the house pubes.
Mexicans are good at shaving house the pubes.

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