Plastic Shoes

Word for corfram shoes sometimes worn by military personnel. So named because of their resemblance to plastic, and the friendly jabbing by people who put in the effort to shine their shoes.

Also known as 'Cheater Shoes'.

"Hey, are those plastic?"
"Nah, I spent four hours shining them."

"I'll never wear plastic shoes."

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Shoe Fucked

Basically When Someone Puts Their Foot Up Your Ass

Guy 1:your such a retard
Guy 2:Shut Up
Guy 1:Make Me

Guy 2:(Puts Foot Up Ass)
Another Guy:Hahaha You Just Got Shoe Fucked

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shiney shoes

A man that is to good to get his hands dirty. He can be recogized by his spotless high dollar shoes and soft girly manicured hands.

Here comes shiney shoes! Look busy men.

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cocksucker shoes

Very expensive dress shoes worn in a casual environment. Often worn by metrosexuals trying to impress.

Hey, look here comes John walking across the frozen mud in his cocksucker shoes.

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clown shoe

1.A clown shoe is a person who acts stupid. or does senseless things.

2.A person who does an act to be laughed at.

3.A person who does jerk things unconsciously, and dont realize it.

4. Someone you just dont like

1."Hey stop, throwing rocks at car, you clown shoe"

2."Yea your really funny, fucking clown shoe"

3."You see that kid? He just kncoked over a display! CLOWN SHOE"

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White Shoes

A pack of organized criminals on the West Coast.

A San Francisco Pachuco gang devoted to hanging out on street corners, picking teeth with shivs, rolling bums, mugging decent people, and fighting. They rob, steal, and kill.

There were a couple of White Shoes on the corner, and William shot them both as we drove by.

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shoe jizz

the wet spots on the floor that result from snow being stuck on the bottom of shoes when you enter into a building or house from being outside.

"Aw, man look at all the shoe jizz on the floor!"
"I know, I almost slipped on it!"

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