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The highest level of rage achievable that causes an intense urge to reach your hand up someone’s ass and pull out their heart.
I can’t believe he did that. I’m horny with rage right now.
This is when someone is so horny they will do it with a Doorknob!
Wonda Wonderpig was so Doorknob horny, the whole building had to be disinfected!
Horny bastered is a title earned from your peers. If you are called a horny bastered it probably means YOUR SO FUCKING HORNY YOU CAN'T CONTROL IT,MAKING IT SO FUCKING obvious your trying to make some one your cum dumpster
Wow Bob your a Horny bastard tonight
When you are bored and you make yourself believe you are horny or just decide to be because you don't know what to do with yourself.
I am extra bored horny during this quarantine.
noun. an amphibian that is covered in horns, spiky or pointy protrusions; LIKES TO FUCK
Source: Distractible Podcast "Humanity is Bad" Published 13 December 2021
1. And doth I have found this strange frog, had horns, love to fuck. Incredible creature. Will procure a sample.
2. The toad is covered in horns, seems to be quick on the move, eats its prey with its tongue, LIKES TO FUCK (What happened to me? I wasn't prepared for that...seemingly possessed by a demon? What the hell came over me?)
3. The horny toad seems to have some kind of psychedelic excretion from the surface of its skin...LOVES THE PEEN.
A mood only an artist can feel, when they're really in the mood to create a new piece.
"Man, after browsing DeviantArt, I got art horny."
"When you talk artsy to me, I get so art horny."
"Are you art horny? I brought pencils!"
A sex position where you wear a dolphin costume and an extra-large strap-on, and make happy dolphin noises while vigorously pleasuring your partner.
I gave my girl the horny dolphin last night, she loved it so much she rewarded me with a few fresh herring!