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Fat people having non consented sexual intercourse with each other whilst playing World of Warcraft. Sometimes Nads hair removal is used in the process while bouncing on gay peoples' testicles. It is quite often during a Llama Party for people to get unnaturally rough with each other and begin to throw midgets at one another. And then sometimes these midgets get mad and then hide under bed and take all your socks hostage, threatening to sew messages on them if you don't treat them nicely. It is also quite common during a Llama Party to come out of the closet and repeatedly offer you some toast. Don't accept because then they will keep giving you toast and you'll eventually get toast diabetes. This, as we all know, is a very dangerous disease that can be passed on to your tiny midget hole, where midgets are inserted. If your midget hole closes up and becomes infected, it won't be able to re-fuel itself and you'll become a midget too. Touche.
"Wow did you hear about the latest Llama Party? I heard that that World of Warcraft Freak Out kid was there and he really just bashed those midgets. There were messages on his socks such as 'Let our people go!' and 'Pick on someone your own size!' and 'Frodo Baggins is MY lover!'"
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The phrase "jump the party" is strictly heterosexual and means "to have adult relations with the opposite sex."
Where this phrase came from is a bit of a mystery but seems to have originated in the Midwest area of the United States.
I'm going to jump the party with that chick at the end of the night. Maybe she'll invite her girl friends too.
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A party barge is a homemade water-craft usually made out of plywood, with 55 gallon oil drums, or some other floaty shit, as pontoons to float the boat.
On the flat surface of a party barge, you can get drunk, and relax in lawn chairs as you cruise around in the water, picking up some Dime Pieces.
Most party barges are equipped with a mini fridge, a blender, and a Ghetto Blaster, so you can crank the tunes and keep your beverages cold as you make margaritas.
Guy 1: Dude you guys made this party barge?
Guy 2: Yeah we got some plywood and oil barrels at the dump.
Guy 1: Damn this thing is fucking nice!!
Guy 2: ikr
(Guy 1 and Guy 2 party the day away)
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A Zoidberg party is any event that you organize where the only person to show up is yourself.
I tried to put on a seminar about ethical research and it turned out to be a total zoidberg party
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to traverse from party to party and become progressively more intoxicated
On July 4th, two girls went party hopping because they couldn't decide which party to go to.
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A common thing in Houston, Texas USA. This popular phenomenon occurs almost anywhere in Houston with a big parking lot. It is commom to see many slabs poppin' trunk, 15's bangin, sittin low on gold D's wrapped up in Vogues. Slab parties are popular among the local rap scene and its fans in Houston. Slab parties might also be found in other parts of Texas and the south. For more information, please see slab.
Slab party at the Astrodome!
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A party in which a group of men ejaculate on women.
Alternative way of saying "Bukkake"
"Sharon really enjoyed the protein party we threw for her last night"
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