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Fire Dragon

The Fire Dragon is one of the most common of all dragons. It has the spiked, brick-red tail, red-scaled body, and two black horns of a dragon you might picture in your head.

BASIC INFO:
Egg Size: 1-10 ft tall, 2-4 wide
Body Size: grow up to 26 ft in height, up to 74 ft long when laying flat
Tail Size: 12 feet (of 74) when extended
Colors: black, red, brick red

ATTACKS AND DEFENSES
Main Attack: can inhale, then exhale sharply, creating a burst of fire from its mouth. These flames range from 150-1240 degrees Fahrenheit, depending on the dragon's mood and tiredness
Other: Its black talons on all four claws are retractable and fairly sharp.
-Tail can swing up to 124 mph.
Main Defenses: Most teenage-adult Fire Dragons can cover their whole bodies with their enormous wings. They can create a fire sheet on these wings, melting most objects that touch it. However, objects that have very high melting point are in no danger.
Other: All dragons have some form or layer(s) of scales, some more strong than others. Fire Dragon scales are fire-resistant, and lava does less to. On a scale of 1-1000, their penetration resistance is 94.

How to protect yourself:
Clothe in fire-resistant material.

Other attributes:
-Can cook foods with smoke out of its nostrils
-Can cut down trees and "bulldoze" dirt with horns

TAMING
Fire Dragons are relatively easy to tame. However, DO NOT attempt to tame tribal leaders and warriors.

NOTES ABOUT MOOD:
Fire Dragons in the wild are relatively calm. They live in "tribes" and choose leaders peacefully, not with fighting. If you come across one, they are likely to go away/ignore you. Only tribal leaders and designated fighters for their tribe might attack you. If you attack them, no matter the age or gender, the dragon is likely to attack you back.

by DragonDefiner December 25, 2017

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Boyscout Fire

The Homosexual act of rubbing male privates together; making friction.

I selected the wrong pay-per-view last night and caught a glimpse of two dudes rubbing their junk together, like they were trying to make a boyscout fire.

by dburns101 February 5, 2014

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Garden Fire

A Garden Fire occurs when an individual runs into a room of people they just met, is completely naked, and proceeds to light their pubes on fire and prance around while screaming "GARDEN FIRE!!".

note: the odor caused by the burning of pubic hair is quite distasteful.

Dude, check this out.

Holy shit why are you lighting your pubes on fire?

"GARDEN FIRE!"

Wow that smells awful.

by Outline of the State of TN February 5, 2010

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Fire Rocket

Putting hot sause on a mans penis then ejaculating into a woman

When Lizzy wasnt looking i put tobasco sauce on my penis and gave her a nice fire rocket in the back of her throat.

Darsha screamed and hollerd when i gave her a fire rocket up the ass last night.

I Fire Rocketed Your mom last night.

by firemagicman6969696969 December 30, 2011

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firing the mortar

a hand motion that simulates masturbation.

to perform properly, start with your fist cupped as if ready to masturbate away from you body, bring your hand down to your crotch as if it were a mortar round being dropped in a mortar tube and then open your hand and return very quickly to the starting position. this simulates the mortar round exiting the tube and it looks very much like a wad of jizz being ejaculated from a male one eyed monster.

im gonna go fire my mortar{followed by the hand motion}.

im firing the mortar on the hooker's face {hand motion}

i just fired my mortar all over that hooker's face {do the hand motion}

anytime i get nervous my mortar fires prematurely {hand motion}

by ihtfpfmlmfwp January 28, 2009

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fire mixtape

1) This means your mixtape is hella cool.

2) There is no mixtape like yours.

3) Your mixtape is setting an orphanage on fire.

dude that mixtape is FIRE

ayo am my fire mixtape is coming out this friday y'all gonna regret not being my friends

by FailingTacos May 16, 2016

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Bush Fire

This is a womens fanny sets on fire by the man going Super Saiyan on her hairy clit.

Caelan: '' Have you seen what happened on Coronation Street today? ''
James: '' Oh yh I heard that Bethany Platt got a Bush Fire ''

by Coochie Kid May 23, 2019

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