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-1- Lindsay Lohan.
-2- A person who has red pubic hair.
Lindsay Lohan has a fire crotch, and everyone hates her.
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Unfriendly fire is when you fart on a friend as a joke. Unknown to you, this certain friend also happens to have a nasty fart brewing, so they release it upon you as immediate revenge
"Last night when I was hanging out with my friends, I decided to rip a fart in Franks face. Unknown to me, I was about to be hit with some unfriendly fire."
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Playing a normal game of Hacky Sack only it is dipped in gas and lit on fire.
I was playing some fire hack with my friends til my sock caught on fire...
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The Fire Dragon is one of the most common of all dragons. It has the spiked, brick-red tail, red-scaled body, and two black horns of a dragon you might picture in your head.
BASIC INFO:
Egg Size: 1-10 ft tall, 2-4 wide
Body Size: grow up to 26 ft in height, up to 74 ft long when laying flat
Tail Size: 12 feet (of 74) when extended
Colors: black, red, brick red
ATTACKS AND DEFENSES
Main Attack: can inhale, then exhale sharply, creating a burst of fire from its mouth. These flames range from 150-1240 degrees Fahrenheit, depending on the dragon's mood and tiredness
Other: Its black talons on all four claws are retractable and fairly sharp.
-Tail can swing up to 124 mph.
Main Defenses: Most teenage-adult Fire Dragons can cover their whole bodies with their enormous wings. They can create a fire sheet on these wings, melting most objects that touch it. However, objects that have very high melting point are in no danger.
Other: All dragons have some form or layer(s) of scales, some more strong than others. Fire Dragon scales are fire-resistant, and lava does less to. On a scale of 1-1000, their penetration resistance is 94.
How to protect yourself:
Clothe in fire-resistant material.
Other attributes:
-Can cook foods with smoke out of its nostrils
-Can cut down trees and "bulldoze" dirt with horns
TAMING
Fire Dragons are relatively easy to tame. However, DO NOT attempt to tame tribal leaders and warriors.
NOTES ABOUT MOOD:
Fire Dragons in the wild are relatively calm. They live in "tribes" and choose leaders peacefully, not with fighting. If you come across one, they are likely to go away/ignore you. Only tribal leaders and designated fighters for their tribe might attack you. If you attack them, no matter the age or gender, the dragon is likely to attack you back.
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The Homosexual act of rubbing male privates together; making friction.
I selected the wrong pay-per-view last night and caught a glimpse of two dudes rubbing their junk together, like they were trying to make a boyscout fire.
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A Garden Fire occurs when an individual runs into a room of people they just met, is completely naked, and proceeds to light their pubes on fire and prance around while screaming "GARDEN FIRE!!".
note: the odor caused by the burning of pubic hair is quite distasteful.
Dude, check this out.
Holy shit why are you lighting your pubes on fire?
"GARDEN FIRE!"
Wow that smells awful.
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Putting hot sause on a mans penis then ejaculating into a woman
When Lizzy wasnt looking i put tobasco sauce on my penis and gave her a nice fire rocket in the back of her throat.
Darsha screamed and hollerd when i gave her a fire rocket up the ass last night.
I Fire Rocketed Your mom last night.
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