irisa jones is a slim thicc female who has anxiety but she’s super pretty and she’s really funny she is cute as a button and had a fat booty
person 1: oh look at that girl with the ass!
person 2: she must be an irisa jones!
honestly anyone can fall in love with you and you fall in love too easily. i love you with all of my heart and i’m sure other people do. you are many people soulmates i’m sure but i only wish that i was yours. i love you dan and i always will
dan jones is the love of my life.
When someone kneels beneath your balls and repeatedly flicks them left and right. The term originates from common fetish associated with those who attend Pinball Jones in Fort Collins, Colorado.
That bitch hit me with the pinball jones last night
Isabella is the best friend you could ever have. If she is your friend you are soo lucky.
Me: I have a friend named Isabella Jones.
Other Friend: Lucky I wish Isabella was my friend
A person that has the innate ability to blow a lead no matter how many runs you are up.
"Did you see rollercoaster jones blow that save last night?"
"Yeah, I fucking hate Todd Jones!"