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It’s when you & your BFF kneel on any given couch, buck nekkit, facing aft towards the same direction; with each participant having their head laying down & rear up, while having a third miscellaneous person tongue each bung, taking turns in between sets.
“Let me get this straight! A polish couch is when you & your buddy are face down- ass up, but you only get one dedicated tongue?” - Dale M. Pace
sick of “it” kids. they are all attractive, talented , ethereal, i want to be them. based on my research the group consists of : Lincoln ferrin, Eli Utley, Owen Maple, Owen Gladwell, Aiden Andrade, Kalei Medeiros, Bryce (y’a girl couldn’t find da last name ) , & Parker Hayford. Couch Culture is a religion. #kissingmoms.
Dude Couch Culture is a religion , and everyone in that group is so attractive.
when a fat butted bitch hogs the couch for an extended length of time
"that couch pumpkin is still playing that stupid fucking game."
"what a cunt."
Noun: A place of safety or refuge from social outcast, embarrassment, and ridicule constructed via cushion, fabric, and puffs; an inlet of refuge from post-intoxication induced stupidity and promiscuity; the vessel in which one watches horror films, psychological thrillers, or consumes the Domino's pizza (occasionally by the grace of sirmarmasir, all 3 at a time).
"Yo gypsy, you think you're in couch safety right now? You're not - get back to the frialator and don't be stealing no McNuggets!"
"Judy enveloped herself in the swaft of couch safety and began her on-demand rental of 'The Ruins'...'Ah' she thought to herself, 'what a perfect Sunday afternoon'."
A girl that fucks around with a lot of guys in the same group. Or snapchat whore that does nothing but sends nudes to every guy that adds her.
"Why would he want Brenna she's the community couch?"
"Fuck if I know. She's easy? Hope he doesn't grab bed bugs and fleas."
When you tired and you just chilling on the couch watching TV.
“Bernard had a long, hard day so now he’s ass couching.”
You get so high you can't get off the cough or jus can't function
I got so couch stranded last night