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National Cheat Weekend

if you have a gf/bf or if your talking to sumbody fuk them cause it’s national cheat weekend. it’s always before christmas. it’s like a early christmas gift.

always the weekend before christmas!

girl: so you cheated with me
boy: babyyyyy... ITS NATIONAL CHEAT WEEKEND!!!!
girl: oh it’s ok baby i cheated too

by 10/10wouldhighlyrecommend December 16, 2020


delete weekend

the weekend, usualy once a month, that you spend deleting everything that you dont want on your phone, usualy the aftermath of a download week

guy 1: dude, im in for one hell of a delete weekend.
guy 2: good download week?
guy 1: yeah but now i have so many cat videos i need to get off my phone.

by bladewind April 18, 2013


Asian Weekend

A weekend of doing nothing fun but dreary homework/work/chores.

Rob: Hey Bob how was your weekend? I went to the zoo.

Bob: I had an Asian weekend of reviewing physics and working at my shift at work all weekend. My weekend sucked!

by redgulp5 September 16, 2018


weekend shoes

shoes that are too sexy for work/school so you save them for the weekend and then regret it the day later because your feet are so sore

I got some new heels, but they're just weekend shoes because i can't wear them on a regular basis.

by twurked February 7, 2015


Weekend at Barney’s

A scenario where your bros make your corpse look alive, tell some chicks that you’re mute, and get you laid post-death

Chad’s passing is brutal dude, we gotta give him a Weekend at Barney’s

by Yhcaep December 13, 2023


Waiter Weekend

Working as a waiter/waitress (or also commonly referred to as server) allows you to maximize your potential earnings on the traditional weekend (Saturday and Sunday) due to a massive increase in restaurant customers; this is because most people, adults and kids alike, are off from school/work on these days.
Thus it is common practice for a server to work on the days mentioned above.
This results in the common server to get their two days off on days like; Monday and Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, or perhaps even taking working Saturday but not Sunday or Monday, really any consecutive pair of the other 5 days (work-days) in the week.
These two days may be referred to as a “waiter weekend” by a restaurant server (or perhaps any restaurant employee).

Author Note:
~I’ve worked in a quite a few restaurants in my years, some arcade restaurant place, On The Border, Longhorn Steakhouse, and currently Olive Garden (these are the ones I worked at the longest), I’ve heard this used on maybe 8-9 occasions, so it’s not too common, but I like the phrase.

𝐓𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘, 𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟎𝐏𝐌
𝙾𝙽 𝙿𝙷𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻
Server 1:
“Hello?”

Server 2:
“What’s up?“

Server 1:
“You coming in to work later?”

Server 2:
“Nah man I’m off today, I’m actually off tomorrow too; it’s my Waiter Weekend.

by a sentient tortoise. April 19, 2022


Weekend at Bernie’s

Agressive Sex

(coined by famous drag queen: Trixie Mattel)

Person 1: “me and my boyfriend have gotten so close in our relationship that we know if I ever pass out he can Weekend at Bernie’s me and its totally fine”

Person: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru

by roach.baddie November 5, 2023

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