Someone who is naturally pale and would normally be considered "wonder bread", but has tanned so much in the tanning salon that their skin has a permanent brown and leathery appearance.
His girlfriend is fake. She wears Lee Press on Nails, bleaches her hair, and tans so much, she has turned into wonder toast.
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like being jelly jealous but so jealous that jelly just isnt enough to describe it
you got a new car i am beyond jelly im like jelly toast
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An 80s word meaning cool or awesome.
That game was incredibly bitching toast.
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Is somebody who scrounges toast from other people.
E.G Lloydibus stole my toast the toast monster!
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A combination of a belch and noise pollution from your anal cavity.
Kurt enjoyed the release of his furry toast after a breakfast of greasy fastfood.
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Fuck a girl in the eye socket so hard your dinky pokes her brain, causing her to scream "I smell burnt toast!"
last night i gave a girl the burnt toast, it was hilarious
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meaning top of the range. cream of the crop. the dogs bollucks.
'yo dude, check out my new blades...'
'Jam... on... toast'
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