wax my lobby

to pleasure one's self in the foyer of an apartment building

I am Going to Wax my lobby while waiting for AJ to pick me up to take me to the gay bar

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Double Reverse Wax Job

The art of waxing your bosses personal car while also waxing his knob. Patented by the Slammin one.

Guy1: I wonder how that douche got that huge promotion? He's a freaking idiot.

Guy 2: Oh shit you didnt hear? He gave the boss a double reverse wax job... appearently he's pretty good at it.

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waxing his gofer

To "Wack off", as some ass holes call it... To some kind of mexican dance video.

Qutions Mom cought him waxing his gofer to a Jenafer Lopezz video.

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Put the pussy on the chain wax

To be ruthless, persistent and resourceful.

This term comes fro a sketch done by comedians Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele.

The term refers to being so hardcore that you would run over a Himalayan snow leopard, killing it with the freshly waxed snow chains on your vehicle.

We can choose to play by the rules and coast through life, OR - We can put the pussy on the chain wax and become rock stars!

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put the pussy on the chain wax

trying to force a newly made up inside joke

Kevin: Yo that shit was Papatastisch!

John: Don't put the pussy on the chain wax ...

Kevin: Why do you care so much?

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Pussy on the chain wax

This should just be a thing. It mean what every you want it to

I put the pussy on the chain wax

I knock that pussy on the chain wax

PUSSÉ ON THE CHAIN WAX

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up-sack-crack-wax

The removal of hair from the ass crack forward to and including the ball sack using hot wax.

Nick liked his wife's Brazilian bikini wax so much that he decided to get himself an up-sack-crack-wax of his very own.

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