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When having intercourse a mans testicles get squished so badly they become flat and bloody therefor they look like “cranberry pancakes”
“my cranberries are now a pancake”
“last night was wild she made my cranberries turn into a pancake”
cranberry pancakes
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The awkward breakfast after a one night stand. Variations include awkward cereal and awkward bacon.
Two guys and mom are sitting at breakfast table.
Mom: Now Freddie, Frankie and I had sex last night.
Freddie: What the fuck man?!?
Frankie: Awkward pancakes... *sigh*
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If you're using pancake mix to build your household, think again. Snare the groundhog before the foundation is destroyed.
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A very smart individual
"You know WI Pancakes? He claims vaping makes him intelligent"
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Something rare and almost unbelievable. Except you never get to actually taste it. You have heard how good it is, but never experienced them for yourself. Or if you are a lucky one, you know that you only get one taste. That's it. One. Now live on and tell the tale.
I went over Mike's house and he offered me Cupcake Pancakes. I never had cupcake pancakes. It was amazing but then I went home and wish I had cupcake pancakes every morning.
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A girl who has a very small butt, so flat that is referred to as a 'pancake'
Look at that pancake bitch wearing those leggings!
Those pancake bitches shouldn't be twerkin'. Seriously, what the fuck?
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Professional pancake man that works at Daddy-O's in Kingston, Ma. While residing at his mother's house (in a basement).
I went to Daddy-O's and Tommy Pancakes cooked me some mighty fine pancakes
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