parental shoulder lurking

parental shoulder lurking is when a parent or guardian reads your IMs, facebook, or any other computerized messaging system. they would 'lurk' over your shoulder and read your personal messages that you have with friends or other people.

me: mom! would you quit your parental shoulder lurking! i'm not doing anything bad!

mom: suure you're not, kiddo, suure you're not.

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jessi slaughter parenting

when parents are couldn't care less what completely absurd things their children do, and do nothing whatsoever to protect/supervise their children.

at the beach, some little girl about 3 or 4 years old went way too deep into the water and almost drowned, no adults were around to help her, "that's some jessi slaughter parenting right there, someone's just letting their kid drown."

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Parent of the year nomination

An ironic term to describe the complete meltdown of a child in a public space when accompanied by a parent.

Can also describe the looks others give you when either your child freaks out or you do something they disapprove of.

After five minutes of Rachel's tantrum on the floor of the toy section of the department store, Nathan finally put her over her shoulder and bundled her out to the car, his daughter giving him the parent of the year nomination the whole way.

or

Nathan knew he was going to get a few parent of the year nominations for sending Rachel to nursery school with cheese puffs as a snack, but there had been no time to shop.

Happy Not-A-Parents’ Day

Greeting for couples who survived another month full of unprotected intercourses and have reached a menstral cycle, considering they have achieved this in the past.

Girl: “Babe, we have survived another month of porking without condoms!”
Guy: “Happy Not-A-Parents’ Day my love!”

Parent approved relationship

When a perent approves of your boyfriend or girlfriend and offers them rides home, drinks, food, shopping, Without either of you making plans Also may include parents sayin "your so sweet" "you can come over whenever you want"

"Dude jenny and I have a Parent Approved Relationship"

parent's television council

A conservative organization that monitors the content of television shows in order to determine which ones are okay to let their children watch. While many complain that they are trying to infringe upon free speech, they are actually performing a very valuable service. You can figure out how good any given show is by how low they rate it.

I learned that 'Family Guy' is a really good show based on the very low rating that the parent's television council gave it.

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the Fairly odd parents

Hilarious cartoon series on Nick about Timmy Turner, a bucktoothed 10-year-old, and Cosmo and Wanda, his fairy godparents.

(Theme song)
Timmy is an average kid
That no one understands
Mom and Dad and Vicky
Always giving him commands
The doom and gloom up in his room
Is broken instantly
By his magic little fish who grant his every wish
'Cause in reality they are his
Odd parents, fairly odd parents
Wands and wings, floaty crowny things
Odd parents, fairly odd parents
Really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod
Obtuse, rubber goose
Green moose, guava juice
Giant shake, birthday cake
Large fries, chocolate shake!
Odd parents, fairly odd parents
It flips your lid when you are the kid
With fairly odd parents!

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