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When you put biofreeze on your male genitalia and then participate in sexual intercorse.
Hey tom! Have you done the frosty penguin with your girl?
A reference to a fact or misconception that is widely unknown or completely false. Derived from the fact that a penguin actually has knees despite the fact that they cannot be seen from the outside. Commonly credited to the southern region of California.
Despite the common myth, hydrogen peroxide is actually quite detrimental for a wound, it's like the penguin's knees.
The flap of warmth created under the hood of a person's jacket.
My hands are cold, can i put them in your penguin pouch?
Masturbating, jerking off. Also walking the dog.
Walking the penguin is a good thing... if you don't have any better place to put the penguin into.
A way of transferring a liquid (usually alcoholic) from one persons mouth to another. This is usually done as an intimate act, as an a punishment for losing a game or when two people are too pissed to care.
Derek was so fucked, I even started penguin feeding him some shots of Absinth and he didn't give a shit. What a clown!
A scenario in which a robber comes Into your home whilst jacking off. He then cums on the floor and slides on his belly using the seamen as a lubricant to slide.
Fuck man, that robber gave my house a slimy penguin!
The area defined by the screen of one's iPhone or smartphone.
When one is "in penguin space," he or she is paying attention to the screen of his or her phone instead of what is happening around him or her.
First used in the William Gibson novel "Zero History," in which a character uses an iPhone to remotely pilot a flying penguin.
Questioner: Why would she walk out in to the middle of the street, where she was immediately hit and killed by a car, truck or bus?
Rabbi: Dude, she was in penguin space.