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The sexual act in which the female takes two white eggs and cracks them both open upon each of the males nipples, upon doing so, the female vacuums them both into her mouth and guzzles them into the males mouth, like a mother penguin.
My girl and I tried the mother penguin over the weekend, shit was wild.
when you buckle your seat belt in order to shit your pants
I took a look down at my phone and poppers penguined.
someone who had drank way too much and walks with a slight lean.
Last night Jerrod was Penguin tilting his way to the fridge for another beer.
The Best Moderator on the Swiss001 Official discord server, and the leader of the penguin cult
Man, Fcpl. Penguin is a waddler.
A description of a chocolate bar which one feels to have been above average in quality, thus prompting much praise for the manufacturer for its hard work and part in making one's day slightly better, despite the clear fact that the chocolate bars are all identical. One can subsequently expect rejection from one's friendship group by virtue of being an ignorant halfwit.
Person: Mmm, that was a particularly nice penguin.
Former Friend: Shut up; you fucking halfwit nonce.
When one takes a crap, that when finished, the person will end up walking like a penguin.
"Why has Phil been walking like a penguin for the past few minutes?"
"He just took a penguin crap not too long ago."