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Polish abortion

When a man kills his pregnant wife or girlfriend primarily to prevent the birth of the child.

A decomposing body discovered in a drum of acid in a man's basement was found to be that of his pregnant wife. His neighbors joked that he'd given her a Polish abortion.

by criminal117 October 29, 2010

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Polish Brew

The resulting beverage created by placing your penis in or on the open top of a beer bottle.

I turned his half-drunk beer into a Polish Brew and didn't tell him until he finished it.

by Max_Fightmaster July 6, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


dong polisher

a spanish midget that polishes your dong.

"hey enrique, got over here and polish my dong." - Hakko

by Hakko November 21, 2004

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polish breakfast

When one has a stimulant, esp speed for breakfast rather than food.

I'm wide awake now after a good Polish Breakfast.

by R Muir April 24, 2007

22๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


golden polish

When a woman pees her panties and a man jerks off with them.

Dude, I gave myself a golden polish last night with Suzi's underwear. It was killer!

by Dominick Kociemba III July 28, 2007

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Polish Doorhandle

The act sticking your hand up your partner's anus, pulling out poop, wiping it all over your dick and cockslapping your partner.

Dude, I totally gave that bitch a Polish Doorhandle.

by poopshack1233 June 28, 2012

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The Polish Sail

This utilizes the same technique as the "Dutch Rudder" except you have no partner. So you are forced to use your other hand to move your arm.

Julie wasn't home so I couldn't do a dutch rudder, so I settled for the polish sail.

by Badfish98 March 15, 2009

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