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when a sponge is so used that it's basically falling apart. it's not even a "sponge", it lost it's actual name. a ponge.
"we need new sponges, this one is so worn, it's not even a sponge anymore."
"so a ponge?"
*laughter ensues*
On the freeway, someone who is traveling faster than the speed of traffic, cutting closely in and out and changing lanes without using their turn signal.
That ping pong driver in the black SUV is going to get in an accident!
An expresstion meaning rough sex. Often used in public places so no one understands the meaning of the conversation.
Hey dude I got to play ping pong on a pony with this hot bitch from the party last night. It was so wild I could barily walk this morning.
When your stream of consciousness jumps to contrasting topics in quick succession
Man, the ping pong thoughts are real after forgetting to take my Vyvanse today
A more hardcore hillbilly version of beer pong. If you get the ping pong ball into the cup your opponent must first chug a beer and then eat an entire cob of corn, husk and all. First person to die loses
"Man I played the sickest game of corn pong last night. If tommy was still alive he'd say it was awesome too"