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The uncomfortable feeling you have pooping in a public restroom when you're not alone.
The other day, I went to poop at the grocery store restroom but someone was still in the stall next to me so I got a little poop shy and waited for them to leave before I continued my poo.
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A habit done primarily to increase one's luck. It involves pooping on a piece of wood (preferably hardwood).
I have never farted in class---poop on wood.
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Poop Shnaegel is shit that ends up on your hands as you wipe your ass. This is of no consequence to those who wash their hands after taking a dump, but can become an issue to those who don't.
Damn, I took a juicy dump today and got poop shnaegel all over my right hand. I was really pissed when I discovered the sink wasn't working and there were no towels to wipe off my stained, stinky hand! I almost forgot about it till I started to eat a donut and got a wiff of my last dump. No wonder my dog kept wanting to lick my fingers.
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A nugget of poop; someone bitchy, annoying, rude, or crotchety. Usually full of shit and/or asshole
"Dude stop being such a poop nugget."
"Ugh you are quite the poop nugget."
(n) - food or drink that will inevitably cause the consumer to spend time on the toilet. While this term can technically be applied to any food or drink, it is best used to describe substances that will cause green apple splatters, montezuma's revenge, hershey squirts, or any similar form of the runs.
This Denny's Grand Slam is a some serious future poop. I'm probably gonna spend the next 35 minutes on the toilet.
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Poop Tweet: When you pooping and make a tweet about it and tag all your friends so that they know that you are regular and are not constipated.
Oh, Div just posted a Poop Tweet, I hope everything is okay and she didn't "Pull a Div" and "Break a thing".
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A large fecal particle, commonly described as "poop", that is quickly released from the anal cavity and shot out as if it were a cannonball. This can sometimes cause a sense of shock and quick sense of pain to the rectum.
Can easily create a large blast of water to the shooter's anus. Usually recognized by it's appreciable "ploop" sound.
John Doe: "I was really turtle necking that shit and when I finally got to the bowl I just poop shotted that little bastard right out of my ass."
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