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A real good swallow blow job when you just cant sleep.
Baby I can sleep, I need a poor mans sleeping pill.
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Have fun staying poor is used by the bitcoin community to warn against altcoin scams like ethereum or the US dollar. It can also be used to end a discussion with a bitcoin critic by pointing out the critic is not worth explaining bitcoin to. The phrase is in a way a goodbye and a wish that the person that doesn't get bitcoin will at least have fun during the period that they stay poor. Thet phrase is often used in a shortened version like "Have" or even "H".
Bitcoin critic: "Bitcoin is not scarce because it is infinitely divisible"
Bitcoiner: "H"
Your dumb friend: "I invested some money in cryptocurrencies."
Bitcoiner: "Have fun staying poor!"
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What you say to your cat when they are upset you won't let them do something they shouldn't.
Oh, are you mad that I won't let you eat my houseplants? Poor little meow meow!
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the coolest way to say "ipod touch"
-DUDE! You got a Jesus Phone?
-Nah, I got the Poor Man's Jesus Phone
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A syndrome achieved by overt feminists
Rich girl poor man wants for nothing, but can.
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When having sex, contact with the males fist into the females nose giving the female a bloody nose. After blood comes out, the males signs his name on the females chest.
"I gave that bitch a poor man's autograph."
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A poor man's speedball is an alternate version the speedball, a mix of heroin and cocaine, consisting of a mix of NyQuil and a high caffeine Beveridge, usually coffee or a cheap energy drink.
Shitdick: bruv I was gonna go do a few lines but my electric bill cost more than I thought so you best believe I'm rocking that poor man's speedball tonight.
Craig: wouldn't it cost less to just buy weed? Like how is this an economically sound way of getting high, this doesn't make any sense...
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