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Refers to an assistance-related question --- either a request for a favor or an offer to provide help yourself --- regarding a slightly "cranky" subject dat da person whom you're approaching might otherwise feel annoyed/embarrassed to be queried about; you therefore "soften the blow" by humorously "packaging" your question as a knock-knock joke, and using da first name of dat geeky-lookin' Prez wif da round-rimmed spectacles as da name of da "visitor" in da joke.
Here are da two “classic” ways dat ya would smilingly employ da “pince-nez president poser” to hopefully lessen da distress dat your listener would likely feel to be asked said question:
To ask da person for his assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”
n. a day off from school that was not originally scheduled but was later "declared" by an official of said school. This type of holiday is undertaken solely for demonstrating the school's capability to do such a thing, always heralded by immense approval by both students and faculty. Similar to a Frank-Day, but for everybody.
We were going to have school this Friday, but because our football team is going to states, Dr. Michaels declared it a President's holiday!
Mr. President, (A.K.A Karansher Sidhu), is the class president at Southern Lehigh High-school (2019-2022.) Well known for his swimming accomplishments and his presidential feats (like bringing back lunch in the gym) He is well loved by all and will most indefinitely go down in SL history as the best president to ever have lived.
SL Pupil: “Hopefully Mr. President, (A.K.A Karansher Sidhu), is well-protected by the secret service.”
SL swimmer wannabe: “Mr. President, (A.K.A Karansher Sidhu), why won’t you tell me what Stoyle means??”
Mr. President, (A.K.A Karansher Sidhu): “STFU.”
And the president at the time invited the Taliban to Camp David. A place of storied significance for us as Americans, a place where we honor the importance of American diplomacy, where we invite and receive respected world leaders. And this...FORMER PRESIDENT...as president, invited them to Camp David because he does not again appreciate the role and responsibility of the President of the United States to be commander in chief with a level of respect.
What quavo calls himself in all of his songs
Im president huncho nigga.
President huncho a playah!
A tall, funny, intelligent, dedicated, hard-working, and committed female candidate... AKA Sara C.
She is the only correct vote for vice president.