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When you feel like fucking a pumpkin
"oh what a Pumpkin fkn day, innit"
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A red head kid with flowing red locks of hair. Also a red head kid with a 70's hair cut.
"What is that ginger doing with that 70's haircut?"
"He looks like a complete fool!"
"Hey man that kid has some wacko pumpkin locks!"\
"Yeah he needs to get rid of those man."
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When an idiot decides it's a good idea to save time by pooping and nutting at once. The resulting product is a fertilized pile of waste. Spooky Pumpkin.
Alex got beat up by his white supremacist roommate, when he noticed the Spooky Pumpkin that was left in the toilet.
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This occurs when an individual has a dry spell or never had sex at all. When they do eventually have sex, they smile so big it looks like the big awkward grin on a jack of lantern.
Girl 1: "How was last night?"
Girl 2: "Great until he started to have a Pumpkin Sexface. I didn't know if I should finish him or put him on the front porch."
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Dude I totally told him now to hook up with that chick. Now he's smashing pumpkins. :\
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A homo hobo that goes around on Halloween and fucks pumpkins and steals Carmel flavored apples from little kids not any older then 9, sometimes he rapes them and fucks the shit out of his pumpkin. In general he beats out like 78,000000000 pumpkins every Halloween. the day after Halloween he gets all the ones he left behind
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