Queer

When you don't know which gay you are

I thought I was bi but now I'm queer

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queer bait

Queer bait means that you are gay and other men like it.
They want to suck your dick and fuck your ass and face.

SHUT UP you queer bait!

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Queer Complex

A woman who is attracted to homosexual men unintentionally.

She has a queer complex: the men she likes turn out to be gay.

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queer ears

to hear something gay, but yell it out

GUY1: some guy showed me there cat
GUY2: someone show you there cock?!
GUY1: dude queer ears

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queer guard

The divider between standup urinals in mens bathrooms. Prevents others from checking out your junk while urinating.

I can whiz without you seeing my junk because there is a queer guard seperating us.

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Queer Dodging

Queer dodging is when you deliberately change from channel to channel on the tv to avoid having to listen to/see queers and/or faggots such as Adam Lambert or Justin Bieber.

Person1: Why do you keep changing the channel whenever they show justin beiber?

Person2: Just dodging queers.

Person1: Queer Dodging?

Person2: Yup.

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Queer-Out

To drive a car for example a pearl colored Audi and shout obscenities at random pedestrians. Most effectively used against thugs.

I shouted "QUEER" at some old guy riding his bike down the street.

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