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Racing cert

English colloquialism. Born from gambling talk and used to indicate a statistical or logical outcome that appears to be a foregone conclusion.

At a racecourse: The 10:1 on horse is a 'racing cert'

Only a mad-man would bet against a racing cert.

by bellebouche March 7, 2010


The Joshua Race

an incompetent race that lack intelligence and strength. they tend to try to be the malec race but ultimately always fail. They tend to have the IQ lower than dogs by the name of Finn

Trent: “have you ever heard of the joshua race?”
Curtis: “nah tf is that sounds lame”
Trent: “took the words right out my mouth”

by Yessurrskii November 3, 2021


arctic race

A community of people who resemble animals of the arctic jungle.

Gary, aka white fang is the prime speciman and hero of the arctic race.

by Florberg March 23, 2007


Racing Sailboats

The act of pretend racing large model sailboats between individuals, in which the finish line is the other participant's entire colon. First racer to take the entirety of their opponent's vessle loses. Smooth sailing!

Man, this day is really dragging. I cant wait to get home so me and my boy can be racing sailboats.

by Milk Money Mike March 22, 2019


Razor Racing

Razor Racing is when you are in a hurry so you shave really fast that it's like your razor is racing.

Girl One- To make it to the party I had to Razor Race.

Girl One- I almost didn't make it, I was in such a hurry that I was razor Racing

Girl Two- How did you make it on time?
Girl One- I Razor Raced

by Anonymous12345666789 June 19, 2017


Cross-racing

the act of literally speed walking across a crosswalk in order to be the first on the other side. Showing your master speed walking skills on the street.

Damn it I lost to the douche in the red hat over there Cross-racing!

by el krazyyy June 30, 2009


Slug racing

When you wipe/run your sweaty n*ts on someone’s face and leave a wet trail mark

Bro i slug raced on her and it looked like she just ran a 400 meter dash. “Slug racing?”

by NutSocketRocket January 24, 2020