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Guy 1: imagine being black
Guy 2: okay white roach
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The condition of getting crabs living in your beard. Acommon side effect of too much oral sex with skanky people.
Dude I went down on her for two hours last night and now I have a bad case of face roaches
The best friend gang ever existed
Person1: What's the best thing about roach nest?
Person2: Burger king foot lettuce
When something is destroyed beyond repair.
“Jared, & JP’s knees are roached from Jiu Jitsu class.”
When an individual forgets a task, or detail regarding something they have been given or told within the past 24 hours due to his or her marijuana consumption. The level of roach the individual experiences varies for each scenario.
Brendan: Aw shit, dude I forgot the munchies upstairs.
Peter: Roached.
when your eating peaches out and a roach crawls down your throat from out of her pussy
dude i was roached last night by brittany
someone who DOESNT KNOW HOW TO EAT A FUCKING ORANGE. GOD DAMN IT YOU ONLY PEEL THE ORANGE ONCE. WHEN YOU GET TO THE INSIDE OF THE ORANGE YOU JUST SEPARATE IT INTO SLICES AND EAT THEM. THE WHITE LEATHER IS A PART OF THE ORANGE. YOU HEATHEN
sun: you have to peel the orange twice
me: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT????WHAT
cic: YOU DESERVE TO BE BULLIED
me: I AM GOING TO CAUSE THE GENOCIDE OF ANYONE WHO PEELS ORANGES TWICE
me: THE FOUNDER OF ROACH PIT IS GOING To diE