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The public flogging that takes place on C-SPAN of government officials, corporate bigshots, et al. Usually manifested in the form of relentless, fact-based interrogation by Members of Congress on unsuspecting (yet arrogant) government officials appearing before Congressional subcommittees when they try to pull a fast one by spouting fuzzy logic to defend/justify their reasoning for inane decisions that would inevitably harm American citizens and their descendants. (e.g., knuckleheaded spending programs, tax increases, etc.)
Search YouTube for "Rep Paul Ryan questions OMB Peter Orszag on President Obama's budget savings" .... Orszag undeniably received a "C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)" from by Rep "Bulldog" Ryan...he was owned!
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When someone farts really bad, and it smells very, very bad!!
Katie:Dude...I root-a-toot and it stank a dank!
Lindsay: OMG!!! THATS SO BAD!!
Janae: WHere is the air freshener?
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What you say when caught in the middle between 2 of your enemies/unpleasant problems personified as people
When you don’t know what’s worse or better in a situation determinate of 2 or more parties
*uncle and stepdad fighting over who’s going to Molest the 14 yr old daughter
Daughter: tf ?
God: even i don’t know who to root for
a nommy root beer thats been around since 1937 and has no caffeine added
guy: you ever try dad's old fashioned root beer ?
girl: ya its da shit.
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spooge, discovered by cave men, thought to cure acne, genital warts, cold sores, stomach ulsers, broken bones and old age when applied liberally to effected area. Now known to wipe out memories, create falsehoods and deplete mental capacity of the ejaculator.
"My tummy hurts, baby." she says
"Well, ya kno what ya need?" he grins
"Ah, no, what's that sweetie?" she pines
"Ya need ta swaller ya a shot of Hot Doc's Sekrit Wite Rout Medisin" he blubbers
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The Craziest digital agency in the city. They work hard and party harder. Clients often don't pay them well for the level of output they deliver but they still keep pushing.
They're here to stay, Disrupt and Dominate.
P.S. They like to break the internet.
Damn that video is so hard, Is it produced by Cube Root Media?
The magic potion that will cure any ailment
Person 1) "My pussy hurts today"
Person 2) "maybe you need a little Chief's white root cream for that"