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Russell

Yep, see? There he is. But spending his money on drugs was not a barrier to his success was it? The studios should have had him work for free because if you're going to spend your money on impulsive pleasure people shouldn't be giving it to you.

Hym "There's the Russell reference. And like an old racist meaning a black person he doesn't hate for the first time... He's one of the good ones... Because instead of advocating for the poor to get richer (Even though it solves climate change apparently) he advocates for... The rich having less power but not less money... even though as long as they have more money they will spend it on power... The power to prevent people from stopping them from indulging in their impulsive pleasures.... So they can indulge in impulsive pleasures of their own... Or not die from the weird pressure in the front of their skull... Or the thing your wife almost died from... Or don't have to be in a Todd Phillips movie to not be blind anymore... Er, wait no that's the other guy... I do like Russel though. Don't get me wrong."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2023


Russell

9 year old kid that is the all time worst member of Simp Island, no one likes him. Same age as the infamous Kia. Conspiracy theories have tried linking him to Zuko league commissioner Zuko, no substantial evidence has confirmed or denied this theory.

Fuck Russell, all my homies hate Russell

by Mr. Infamous September 15, 2020


Russell

9 year old kid that is the all time worst member of Simp Island, hated by everyone. Has commuted multiple atrocious war crimes and is currently locked up. Same age as the infamous Kia. Conspiracy theories have tried linking him to Zuko league commissioner Zuko, no substantial evidence has confirmed or denied this theory.

Fuck Russell, all my homies hate Russell

by Mr. Infamous September 15, 2020


Russell

Eve son! He’s a great dude! Has regrets but his human! He is wonderful man! If you sleep on him you got him! He’s going to be great! Just tell him to be patient! All around beautiful! The classic gentleman! Be blessed 🥲

Russell the twinkling in your eyes!

Russell tell them toes what’s up and you coming for me! Just take your time boss/king!

by Queen/Babymama/his breath February 22, 2021


Russell

Russell is different he has been thru a lot and doesn't care if you know he is weird but sexy funny and all around perfect he doesn't need you to coddle him he has own back and yours too of you'll let him

Russell the muscle

by Carrussmu November 22, 2021


Russell

Boyfriend too many, satisfied none!

Thinking your in for a big night of sex but he can never get it up after talking himself up. He's such a russell

by Mwhite69 January 3, 2024


Russell

A man that can split you in half with his cock

Russell your ripping my pussy in half

by January 24, 2024