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A simp for a girl typically named cathrine, and ditches the boys for her, usually for dumb reasons
Ex:
Russell : “I gotta go, I’m going out with Catherine for our 8 month anniversary”
Everyone else: “anniversaries are annual bruh”
Russell :*Leaves the boys*
A short guy who talks big, backstabs you whenever he/she gets the chance
Wow that guy’s such a Russell.
If you know someone with this name, Russell, count yourself lucky. They are totally awesome dudes. They are smart, dedicated, honest, talented, fun, wise, goofy, dorky, nerdy, funny, sexy, caring, romantic, thoughtful, tender AND cute. They make the best husbands!
It means Red haired and fox like. So if you meet a ginger named Russell, well that’s just like, luckier than finding a unicorn pooping a four leaf clover under a horseshoe help up by a leprechaun!
Also, well, they are almost always very well endowed so there’s that.
If you meet a Russell, you should never, and I repeat, never ever let them go. They should be a permanent fixture in your life as a friend, member of your framily or lover. TRUST!
Russell is the sexiest name, and they are are always so hot!
A self deprecating chef from Lancaster, Pa who truly ain’t shit. He kinda cooks good food tho. He’s completely disassociated and has a hard time holding even simplest conversations with the people he used to call his friends.
Yo! Are you okay? You’re being a complete Russell rn.
An Simp who fucks people on Roblox.
Because he can't get no pussy in real life.
Russell is so bad
Yeah, he swallows dick
That absolute chad from Up. He can yeet trees with a simple flick of the wrist. Some people may have wrote other definitions of people named Russell, but we all know who the real Russell is. He can and will single handed bring back the dinosaurs just so he can beat the shit out of them. He is about 9'7 and 450 lbs
Holy shit Russell is coming right for us!
Well were gonna die might as well fuck.
Yeah you right!
*intense sex*