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luke skywalker

Anakin Skywalker gives that rapey face in episode II, but Luke Skywalker is bare salmon”

by Draconian1346 January 23, 2021


sardine in salmon

When a bus or train is packed beyond intended capacity (just sardines) but there's clearly space that the dickheads in the back just aren't taking. Also called being a "sardine in a school of salmon"

I'm a sardine in salmon right now bro, move back, I'm suffocating over here.

by cutPanini March 29, 2023


salmon dip

You stick the tip of your dick in a stinky ass vagina and then she sucks the 'dip' off until you give her that sweet sweet queso..

We had chips and salsa but she was begging for the salmon dip.

by Salmon lover July 12, 2017


Salmon slap discount

While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.

Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.

by Petesbeeps July 15, 2017


Salmon Death

When a person dies after releasing their sperm.

Man, I couldn't imagine being a first responder for a salmon death.

by --Satan September 25, 2023


Salmon Sandwich

A salmon sandwich is a fermented decadent dish created by Australian restaurant empire - One Corbeau.

It consists of multigrain bread, several flakes of pink salmon flesh with flakes of green cheese and a homemade mayonnaise formed of a sticky white substance.

Hi Peter, I found your salmon sandwich in the bin, mind if I give it a go?

by Dover661 November 23, 2018


Salmon sandwich

Lesbian sex

Joan and her S/O were apparently partaking in making salmon sandwiches last night

by Œuf June 24, 2019