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A blog or online journal (e.g. Xanga, MySpace...etc) that is kept without the knowledge of one's friends or family; many times the information is untrue to glorify one's life
Today on my secret blog, I'll be a lawyer.
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Taking someone up the ass. The "backdoor".
I turned her away from me, bent her over, and took the Milkman's Secret.
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When the male partner decorates his member with christmas ornaments such as tinsel or Christmas lights. (Does not work with jewish Holidays).
Johnny gave me a Secret Santa last night. It took me three hours to get all the semen off the tinsel.
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Girl: I have blood coming out of my secret tunnel
Boy: interesting
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The act of putting a warm wet towel on the genitals of your partner after ejaculation.
"Does she know Victoria's Secret?"
"Yes and it's amazing!"
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Sexual maneuver where a man places the ole' scrotum in another's rectum, as a squirrel hiding his nuts for the winter. (Rectal Tea-Bag Placement)
George gave Nathan the ole' "Secret Squirrel" yesterday while they were on lunch.
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Always accepted and difficult.
"Have you gotten Victoria secret?"
"It's difficult."
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