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People who love receiving selfies at night
Alistair defo has a selfie kink
Using your foot, more specificly toe, to take a selfie while your phone is either on the ground, held up my your other foot or another object. Men will commonly as for a foot selfie when they want to see up a girls skirt.
Girl: Look at this new skirt I got
Guy: It looks so cute babe, can I get a foot selfie?
The act of taking a selfie while engaged in something that results in your own death. Doing something so utterly careless, stupid, and devoid of common sense that the government has to create a law to outlaw it.
You see George over their taking a selfie on the railroad tracks? Yeah, he's about to get a Mumbai Selfie.
A selfie that will turn another person on. Usually on Hinge you have the option prompt to pick Selfie #503 for your photo’s. This would have to be the hottest selfie on your profile.
“Hey what about him, he looks so hot in his selfie”
“Ouu- That’s his Selfie 503, I’d let him do ungodly things to me”
Selfies taken while breaching a Capitol Building and committing crimes therein which are often used as evidence of criminal acts by law enforcement or the courts. Bonus points if one is wearing a unique outfit or an identification card that makes it easy to identify them while they're taking the selfie
That idiot Bob took several Capitol Selfies in the US Capitol last week and now the FBI has submitted them as evidence.
Following a date when someone is third-wheeling, start having intercourse in front of the closet mirror and tell the third-wheeler to go home so that the two can watch themselves in the mirror.
We went on a date with a third-wheeler, and after at her place, I told the other guy to take an Albanian Mirror Selfie, and I kicked him out the door.
A Selfie taken by a Bro showing off their steroid enhanced body. Often with the tag of #nohomo
After taking his Beef Selfie, Chet had to reassure himself that he was not in fact, a raging homosexual.