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Also called a burf. This is when you intend to burp but a little extra surprise from the depths of your stomach go along for the ride. This commonly occurs while drinking heavily.
Krishnan went to burp to relieve some of the pressure after finishing a shotgun, but he experienced an oral shart and got some vomit on the floor.
The act of farting hard enough to make you think you shit yourself, but when you go to check your pants, they are skid-free.
Friend 1: "Phew! Thank god I went and checked, I could have sworn I sharted myself!"
Friend 2: "ah, you've experienced the rare phantom shart, I see?"
Friend 1: "...I think we should see other people."
when you have to shit and puke randomly at the same time
"i randomly started sharting up last week at school bro."
The art of taking pure Trash, combining it with other Trash, and attempting to sell it Online.
Wow, John sure created a Shart Bundle in the bathroom of his RV!
The 15 minute period after a shart (and clean up) that you hover around your bathroom. Just in case another hot one rises up in the chamber.
I was late for my dinner date as I was on shart patrol after an earlier incident.
Not all sharts are the equal. There are minor incident sharts, producing small skidmarks, and then there are major incident sharts, in which one must take immediate precautions to counteract effects on clothing and atmospheric odor. Major sharts produce more than a mere fecal matter 'dusting'; instead, they produce excrement product of the amount and color approximating a half eaten, completely and fully rotten apple, wholly browned and smushed and rubbed into the cotton fabric of some white (preferably heavily worn Fruit of the Loom) cotton underwear. This pair of underwear, in this case, is our Shart Cathedral: it is the vecile of evidence for this most breathtaking shart, evoking almost religious observation and worship.
Dude, that was quite a thunderous wet fart! Did you shart?
I dunno, I better check. I think i did quite a number on my tighty whities.
Dude, don't throw them away. Keep them as your Shart Cathedral.
Like a Beer Garden, but where instead of sampling beer, you sample sharts. Can be used to describe an undesirable situation.
By Brandon Toth
Randy's party was a real shart garden because he only invited idiots and me.