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The sole saviour of heterosexuality, often interviewing random gays at his own news show.
- Why are you gay?
- who says I'm gay?
- you are gay!
by simon kaggwa njala (2012)
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What one would a call something that is said following a good joke, making the person who said it look like a retard and causing the room one of those awkward silences.
ie. a joke that follows another but isnt funny.
This term was first used to label the jokes told by Simon Green but its uses are now widespread.
Someone funny tells a joke.
Someone else: Talking about that matter, what about your mum last night!
Other people in that group: That's such a lame Simon Joke.
*Awkward Silence*
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Named after THE B-SIMONE got the whole world talkin like her
Baabyy giirll ~is what someone using the b simone tone will usually say.
The phrase used to recognize that Simon has asserted his dominance and has obtained the “sucky sucky ten bucky”
Yo, Simon got head? For real?
Yes bro on God I saw him the other day
The lead vocalist to Duran Duran and Arcadia.
Simon Le Bon has the very best voice ever I Love Him <<3
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A mythical unpublished work that is poorly written and full of preposterous ideas and subplots, all characters in such pulp fiction are based on actual people who the author wishes to control like some sick kid playing with dolls.
"This is like something straight from the pages of a Simon Hanslow Novel."
"This has more plot holes and mistakes than a Simon Hanslow Novel!"
"Have you seen Jenny's diary? It's like a Simon Hanslow Novel!"
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Simon balle school is located in Hertford Hertfordshire uk everyone that goes to the school thinks they are the best and over every other school in the area just because they have iPads and have more money, they also have two different colour jumpers for the different key stages but they don’t particularly care about the 6th form, the teachers don’t really care if you turn up or not and it’s very easy to sneak out. The toilet are known for being rank and they always reek and smell worse than dead fish.
Persons 1: oh look there’s someone that goes to Simon balle school
Person 2: *cringes* he’s so privileged with his iPad
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